formerly all the world was insane

2009-11-12T10:36:00.001-05:00

Me: btw, you not being an organ doner because you think it will make a difference when they're saving your life is *beyond* paranoid
Scott: lol
Me: well, well, beyond it
Scott: i know i need to put it on my license
Scott: my mom trained me to trust no one other than italians from new york
Scott: which is horribly horribly ironic

2009-07-14T09:52:00.001-04:00

Paul: i'm secure
Paul: so it's ok
Anthony: "if I had a gay kid it would be the worst thing EVER"
(worse than AIDS, cancer, paralysis, etc)
Paul: who said that?
Anthony: you did, yesterday
Paul: hmmm

2009-01-15T12:16:00.002-05:00

anonymous: oh god, if she gets pregnant...
anonymous: i know it's like 0.0000000000001% chance
anonymous: BUT it's not 100% impossible
anonymous: I think I'd rather be eaten by a shark than deal with that
Me: lmao
Me: and imagine if she kept it
anonymous: if that happened... I think I'd beat her every night

2008-12-05T09:11:00.000-05:00

Dan: the guy totally respects her
Dan: he just doesn't see her as a person

2008-09-08T20:49:00.002-04:00

Stephen: the human race really can't sustain itself the way it is
Stephen: case in point
Stephen: the show "Brooke Knows Best"
Stephen: ever seen it?
Stephen: it's despicable awful and hilarious
Stephen: the downfall of human civilization has nothing to do with the actual show itself
Stephen: it's the fact that i loved it

2008-06-08T19:35:00.003-04:00

Sean: I have this problem where girls think I'm bragging when I'm actually just telling them about myself
Sean: it doesn't hurt that I'm also an asshole

2008-04-27T11:55:00.001-04:00

Stephen disconnected
Stephen connected
Stephen: what the fuck is wrong with my wireless connection?!?!?!
Me: everything apparently
Stephen: it's either fullblast all bars... or nothing
Me: easier question is what is RIGHT with your wireless connection
Stephen: sometimes it lets me sees naked dudes
Stephen disconnected
Stephen connected

2008-04-20T08:19:00.002-04:00

Stephen: i saw Obama at independence hall
Stephen: there was a 12 minute period where he could have asked me to do anything

2008-04-13T09:25:00.000-04:00

anonymous: i havent slept with that many people
anonymous: it is like 6 or 7
anonymous: very little
anonymous: i left out all the people i only had butt sex with though

2008-04-10T21:01:00.001-04:00

Pavel: our relationship is so sex driven, it's not even funny
Pavel: i'm gona call her, maybe plan to hang on sunday
Pavel: i mean to fuck on sunday

2008-04-08T23:20:00.002-04:00

Pavel: oh yea, she's on birth control
trom37: you dont finish inside her though right?
Pavel: umm, well, last night, i kinda did....
trom37: so when they say pill is 99%
trom37: that means 1% failure
Pavel: fuuuuuuuk
trom37: With perfect use, the birth control pill can be as much as 99% effective.
trom37: from the internet
trom37: "as much as"
Pavel: i know, plus my boys are super strong
Pavel: i've gotta watch it
trom37: how do you have ANY idea how "strong" your boys are
Pavel: i just know....
Pavel: irregardless
Pavel: so... what's up with u
trom37: just happy Im not gonna be a daddy
trom37: :-p
Pavel: that's uncalled for man
Pavel: it's almost as bad as death

2008-04-02T08:42:00.003-04:00

Scott: girls like it when their lives mirror chick flicks
Scott: then again i like it when my life mirrors hackers

2008-03-03T22:28:00.001-05:00

SeanMRomano: dont you wish you could lay eggs?
kazoobamboo: i do its called menstruation
SeanMRomano: D:

Two from Olha today...

2008-01-23T19:16:00.002-05:00

7:12:14 PM Olha: someone called me fabulous in the blog :-D
7:12:31 PM Anthony Romano: yeah probably this woman:
7:12:57 PM Anthony Romano: http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y162/mountie_007/FatWomenTryingtogetpantson.jpg
7:15:03 PM Olha: thats really gross im so disappointed that i clicked that
7:15:06 PM Olha: and no it wasnt her

2008-01-23T18:56:00.001-05:00

Olha: have you ever been to Whole Oats/Whole Foods?
Anthony Romano: yes
Olha: go get their tomato bisque soup
Olha: its the best soup ever
Olha: and i mean ever
Anthony Romano: genuardis on the main line
Anthony Romano: has AMAZING tomato bisque
Anthony Romano: it SOOOOOOO good
Anthony Romano: i want to make love to it
Olha: i already made love to tomato bisque soup from whole oats
Olha: now its not returning my calls :-(

2008-01-23T08:18:00.002-05:00

Sean: and she gives him that look like "my vagina already told you this"

2008-01-21T08:30:00.000-05:00

3:25:07 AM whitelightning89: three items
3:25:10 AM whitelightning89: item the first
3:25:12 AM whitelightning89: i am drunk
3:25:17 AM whitelightning89: item the second
3:25:24 AM whitelightning89: i commented on your poast
3:25:25 AM whitelightning89: post
3:25:30 AM whitelightning89: item the third
3:25:44 AM whitelightning89: i took two guys to woody's tonight, and they both hooked up with this one chick
3:25:57 AM whitelightning89: we couldn't decide if she was actually a chick
3:26:13 AM whitelightning89: but there were tit-like growths coming out of his or her chest
3:26:17 AM whitelightning89: and she smelled like a chick
3:26:21 AM whitelightning89: the end

2007-12-24T01:11:00.000-05:00

Pavel: who opens fucking problem tickets
Pavel: i should have just ignored the page
Pavel: but i couldnt believe the insolence on this cunt
Pavel: i was like, i have to see what's up, this must be some life and death emergency
Pavel: like our missiles arent launching or some shit
Pavel: if i hadnt jacked off 4 times today,
Pavel: i would have jerked off right on the phone with this bitch
Pavel: just to make a point

2007-12-21T17:10:00.000-05:00

Anthony Romano: how are the boys in your life?
Noreen: meh
Noreen: i am apathetic towards the subject
Noreen: i mean sometimes i want one, other times i am alot happier enjoying my life without one
Noreen: i can buy toys
Anthony Romano: lmao Im not sure if you meant that the way it came out
Noreen: no i do
Noreen: hahaha
Anthony Romano: LOL...oh noreen
Noreen: yes yes
Noreen: giving up catholicism for batteries

Later, upon telling her I was going to post this:

Anthony Romano: you can either be "Anonymous Girl" or "Noreen"
Noreen: hahahaha um how about noreen pretending to be anonymous?
Noreen: whatever wont ruin my career whenever i have one
Noreen: like if i become pope
Anthony Romano: I was gonna ask what career would be ruined with dildos
Anthony Romano: and indeed, pope is the answer

2007-11-27T23:56:00.000-05:00

11:54:52 PM Anthony Romano: is it gay I listen to les mis songs late at night by myself
11:55:40 PM Stephen MacCrory: only if you masturbate to it
11:56:05 PM Stephen MacCrory: are you masturbating?
11:56:10 PM Anthony Romano: no
11:56:16 PM Stephen MacCrory: dear lord, thank you

2007-10-08T14:04:00.000-04:00

Anonymous: my doctor is a DO.. she's smart and hot and i want her
Anonymous: then i was like, i have warts on my feet and i want an AIDS test, i'm pretty sure i lost my chance

2007-09-29T14:27:00.000-04:00

Steve MacCrory: gay guys sometimes know hot girls
Steve MacCrory: but mostly
Steve MacCrory: we know fat ones
Steve MacCrory: that's why they hang out with us
Steve MacCrory: they get: us not rejecting them
Steve MacCrory: we get: ugly people to hang around us to make us feel hotter

2007-08-20T15:19:00.001-04:00

Scott [3:17 PM]:
it's weird the mass is descending as i lose weight
Scott[3:17 PM]:
so i have saggy skin where i once had supple man-boobs

2007-08-02T13:52:00.001-04:00

Scott M [1:48 PM]:
were 50s era comic book writers aware of what they were doing?
Romano, Anthony D [1:48 PM]:
not at all
Scott M [1:48 PM]:
i.e. updating mythology
Romano, Anthony D [1:48 PM]:
oh
Romano, Anthony D [1:48 PM]:
I thought you meant the blatant homosexual overtones
Scott M [1:49 PM]:
oh man, blog that
Romano, Anthony D [1:49 PM]:
hmm I dunno if its THAT funny
Scott M [1:49 PM]:
thats' the first thing you thought of when i said comics
Romano, Anthony D [1:50 PM]:
I had a rough childhood

2007-07-17T23:50:00.001-04:00

maccrory@gmail.com: i will talk to slash hook up with slash fuck anything if it will get you a hot girl
maccrory@gmail.com: i have zero dignity
maccrory@gmail.com: i will talk to the fattest ugliest girl at the bar
maccrory@gmail.com: and make her think she's special or some shit like that

2007-06-29T01:14:00.001-04:00

(during a night of drinking at the bar)

Pavel: I would comfortably say I would fuck an alien vagina....not like a Mexican, I mean like a real alien.

2007-06-29T01:11:00.000-04:00

Joe: just got home, come over and we can drink smirnoff in our boxers in my 104 degree apartment
Joe: our = my
Joe: no
Joe: our= our
Joe: me = tipsy

2007-06-11T14:15:00.001-04:00

Romano, Anthony D [2:10 PM]:
safari...coming to Windows...just announced literally right now
Scott M [2:10 PM]:
not to be rude, but who t.f. cares?
Romano, Anthony D [2:10 PM]:
probably no one
Scott M [2:11 PM]:
if i wanted my pages to render wrong i'd use opera
Romano, Anthony D [2:11 PM]:
*right
Scott M [2:11 PM]:
*like crap due to over-compliance
Romano, Anthony D [2:11 PM]:
you cant be over-compliant
Romano, Anthony D [2:11 PM]:
thats like saying youre too pregnant
Scott M [2:13 PM]:
if laura were pregnant she'd be too pregnant by 1

2007-06-06T22:01:00.000-04:00

maccrory@gmail.com: joe got a hardon from me getting a hardon?
maccrory@gmail.com: or joe got a hardon from the room?
dominatus@gmail.com: the room
dominatus@gmail.com: joe is not gay, calm down
dominatus@gmail.com: you can't fuck him
maccrory@gmail.com: joe might not be gay
maccrory@gmail.com: but that last statement is patently false
maccrory@gmail.com: joe has holes

2007-06-06T21:38:00.000-04:00

trom37: I told my gay friend about my bedroom ideas
trom37: he said it gave him a hardon
trom37: excellent
trom37: a gay hardon is the same thing as a girl getting wet
Joe: what ever gets your motor revvin man
Joe: j/k it gave me one too

2007-05-14T21:54:00.000-04:00

Jeff: im trying to decide if i have the healthiest or the sickest prostate
Jeff: you know, like tennis is good, but only until you get tennis elbow

2007-05-07T23:32:00.001-04:00

Scott: ya know what's great about porno?
Scott: it stops talking when i hit the X

I'm aware this one is horribly horribly wrong...

2007-03-12T14:14:00.000-04:00

Me: Rich people suck, don't they realize there are starving people in Africa
Ben: So? They should just move here.
Me: Oh, right, I'm sure it's so easy to just pack up their stuff and move to America.
Ben: ...well, we used to give them free shipping

2007-03-09T15:20:00.000-05:00

From: minamhere@gmail.com
To: dominatus@gmail.com
Date: Mar 8, 2007 3:00 PM
Subject: future note

So i wrote a note on this guys white board "Dear Phil, dont drink the Dr. Pepper. - Future Phil". Think he will get it?

From: minamhere@gmail.com
To: dominatus@gmail.com
Date: Mar 9, 2007 11:18 AM
Subject: Re: future note

He apparently did not get it. And was asking people in the office if they wrote it, or knew when he would be able to drink it again. One guy said "well, when you get the point in time where you write the note on the past wall, you will know it is safe to drink it again." Then proceded to change the note to "Phil, Drink the Dr. Pepper. - Future Phil".

Phil now has several cans of not Dr. Pepper soda

2007-03-03T16:55:00.000-05:00

brad wells: So my grandmother was looking through some dvds and found Sex and the City and thought it was a porno I had.
brad wells: So of course I had to tell her the truth.
brad wells: "It's mom's."
brad wells: I didn't actually tell her it was a tv show.
brad wells: Much more funny this way.

2007-02-25T16:33:00.000-05:00

minamhere@gmail.com: so, what are you saying, you are better than me?
minamhere@gmail.com: huh?
dominatus@gmail.com: probably
dominatus@gmail.com: I mean
dominatus@gmail.com: Im stronger, smarter and have amazing hand eye coordination
minamhere@gmail.com: oh yea, well i can raise and lower my cholesterol at will
dominatus@gmail.com: oh and I did your mom
minamhere@gmail.com: oh i just figured you were getting back at me for doing your mom

2007-02-21T19:53:00.000-05:00

maccrory@gmail.com: my last day working at lockheed will either be this friday or this monday
maccrory@gmail.com: and then i come in friday next week for a security "de-brief"
maccrory@gmail.com: and hand in my badge
maccrory@gmail.com: and then i think they flash that Men-In-Black flashy thing in my eyes
maccrory@gmail.com: "Your name is Steve MacCrory and you've been living in a hippie commune for the past two and a half years"
maccrory@gmail.com: "oh, and you're still gay"

2007-01-10T22:17:00.000-05:00

Jeff: So I was thinking the other day, babies are basically tampons. They sop up period for how many months? Then they come out of a woman's twat
Jeff: ....that's basically all I've got.

Merry Christmas!

2006-12-24T11:43:00.000-05:00

11:41:52 AM minamhere: never been hungover on christmas eve before
11:43:09 AM trom37: I guess it's always good to try everything at least once

2006-12-15T17:15:00.001-05:00

Scott: word of the day: to be kidnapped on the west coast circa 1800 and forced to work as a sailor to the far east, is to be "shanghai'd"
Scott: i just saw it on the history channel
Scott: that's the coolest word ever
Scott: i'm going to use it at bars
Scott: as in, i shanghaied her and took her home with me

2006-12-11T18:19:00.000-05:00

Chris Nolan: Chase asks me "would you be up for snowboarding, paintball, and AC"
Chris Nolan: i said, yea, find a free weekend and we can do whatever we want
Chris Nolan: he says how about the weekend after xmas
Chris Nolan: im like, i dont think you can skiing, paintball and AC all in one weekend
Anthony Romano: also...holiday weekend
Anthony Romano: might be hard to find open paintball place
Chris Nolan: especailly one on a ski mountain, in AC

2006-12-11T05:43:00.000-05:00

Chris Nolan (Autoreply): When I graduate, I want to be a scientist, so I can see atoms. Even though you can't see atoms, you have to have faith that they exist. Faith is a core part of the Christian faith. Even though we weren't around when Jesus died, we have his cross as proof that he died for our sins. Sins are atoms that Jesus died for, and it's so important that it is on the periodic table under "50". Nobody knows what 50 means, but it could have something to do with the fact that there are 50 states in America.

2006-12-06T19:57:00.000-05:00

minamhere: but, living near me would be cool
minamhere: it has its benefits
trom37: like me
trom37: and you
trom37: and nakedness
trom37: I mean
trom37: drinking
trom37: typo
trom37: keys are near each other
minamhere: hahhahahhahaa
minamhere: hmm, are people going to think we are gay if i away message that?
trom37: hopefully

2006-12-06T19:43:00.000-05:00

Scott: ok that's what my brother in law is getting for christmas
Scott: is that enough?
Scott: $4?
Scott: i mean, the guy fucked my sister so i don't feel like i owe him anything

2006-06-05T15:17:00.000-04:00

Romano, Anthony D: TTWCS...that's where I'm going to be working
Nixon, Travis: ttwcs?
Romano, Anthony D: Tactical Tomahawk Weapon Control System
Nixon, Travis: baby killer

2006-04-03T12:49:00.000-04:00

Jeff Schubert: hey back. so i had to get my laundry, and then i took a piss...and then i accidently smelled myself and had to take a shower

2006-03-14T19:52:00.000-05:00

habib estephan: i mean i would never say no for banging another chick
habib estephan: but when u spend most of ur time with the girlfriend you decrease your chances of meeting new ones

2006-02-14T04:11:00.000-05:00

Jeff Schubert: i was gonna say something like almost as funny me shitting on mike nardi's car
Jeff Schubert: and then you would say "did you do that"
Jeff Schubert: and then id say no, but itd be funny if i did

2006-02-10T11:10:00.000-05:00

Chris Nolan: i try to avoid setting myself up for dissapointment
tRom37: your mom dissapointed me last night
Chris Nolan: thats too bad, i guess you get what you pay for

2005-12-11T15:49:00.000-05:00

trom37: youre lucky I like you dan
dantheman421: that's not luck
dantheman421: that's because of all the bjs i give you

2005-12-11T04:36:00.002-05:00

Scott: Damnit, fuck, I wasnt trying to be an asshole
Scott: I mean, most days yes, but not this time

2005-12-05T21:45:00.000-05:00

Merwin: bizzare really
Merwin: I was convinved I loved this girl
Merwin: now I want to punch her in the face

2005-11-17T00:35:00.000-05:00

Paul Crupi: what were you for Halloween
trom37: Tommy Lee
trom37: I stuffed my pants
Paul Crupi: did you use a roll of socks like i normally do

2005-11-01T02:25:00.000-05:00

tRom37: thanks for setting my wallpaper to two enormously fat ugly naked women
Chris Nolan: that was scott
Chris Nolan: clearly
Chris Nolan: and me
Chris Nolan: obviously

2005-10-28T13:14:00.000-04:00

Chris Nolan: it looks like the other menus are in control unit
Chris Nolan: should i make it there, or tvgcu since its only applicable there
tRom37: tvgcu isnt a real "Control Unit"
tRom37: i.e. it doesnt inherit ControlUnit
tRom37: because nothing is common
Chris Nolan: which means tvgcu is the answer
tRom37: yes but I wanted to explain why
Chris Nolan: i want to chew my leg off, but we dont always get what we want

2005-10-19T10:16:00.000-04:00

trom37: ya know its hard out here for a pimp
Ed Long: I know, cold weathers killin business over here too
trom37: a hooker will keep you warm
trom37: why dont people see that
Ed Long: nothing I want more than a warm infection to keep me happy all winter long

2005-10-12T11:11:00.001-04:00

trom37: I use the Satin theme
Sean Romano: so you worship the devil
trom37: satin not satan
trom37: how are you in college
Sean Romano: mom made me

2005-10-07T12:43:00.000-04:00

Ed Long: i told her not to expect me to last for more than a second

2005-10-01T16:14:00.000-04:00

Chris Nolan: his internet blows where he is
tRom37: your mom blows where she is
Chris Nolan: where is she?
tRom37: under my desk
Chris Nolan: whammy
Chris Nolan: and i thought she was in maine

2005-09-29T11:27:00.000-04:00

tRom37: derka derka
Merwin: moaha jehad
Merwin: mo hama
tRom37: wtf
tRom37: its muhammad
tRom37: and jihad
Merwin: you got the idea
Merwin: I don't know how to spell islamic

2005-09-26T23:43:00.000-04:00

Ed Long: everything hurts
Ed Long: my sphincter feels like a jet liner just flew threw it and exploded

2005-09-22T19:13:00.000-04:00

Dan Hadley: yea im busy explaining america
Dan Hadley: to my roomate
Dan Hadley: hes from japan
Dan Hadley: been here aweek
tRom37: omg
tRom37: he thinks youre america
Dan Hadley: yup :)
tRom37: oh jesus
tRom37: have mercy on him, his children and his country

2005-09-22T19:10:00.000-04:00

tRom37: AudioControlUnit now inherets ControlUnit which draws ButtonList which draws NovaButton which inherets Button
tRom37: oh and ControlUnit inherets Panel
Chris Nolan: your mom inherited my panel last night

2005-09-13T16:30:00.000-04:00

(a convo at Lockheed Martin over IM)

Romano, Anthony D says: im tired of this
Romano, Anthony D says: I code non stop
Romano, Anthony D says: here ...at home
Romano, Anthony D says: no more!
Nixon, Travis says: By the way, I put in a request to get you trained in Pascal, so you can recreate Windows 3.1 in a dead language

2005-09-11T11:44:00.000-04:00

tRom37: was she 18?
Greg: i played the i don't know, i don't need to know card
tRom37: did you find out her name?
Greg: colleen
Greg: even found her room
Greg: by find, i mean walked her back this morning
Greg: but i didn't get her #, had her take mine and told her if she needed more info to stalk me on the facebook
Greg: brb, gotta wash my sheets

2005-09-02T15:50:00.000-04:00

punkgod94: move to india and become a tibetan monk in search of buddha
punkgod94: thats what I did
F Jackie83: lol
F Jackie83: i think thats def the answer
F Jackie83: did u really go to india?

2005-09-01T22:53:00.000-04:00

Ian: fucking technology.....if scott is around....yell at him for me.....cause me fucking cell phone doesn't want to dial out....and it is all his fault
tRom37: buy a better cell phone
Ian: suck it
Ian: my cell phone works just fine
tRom37: apparently not
Ian: yeah....I'm definitely gonna rape your family

2005-08-28T23:45:00.000-04:00

trom37: tell me a humorous ancedote for my blog
Jeff Schubert: i face fucked a black chick

2005-08-28T23:43:00.000-04:00

trom37: People are all so selfish
trom37: they give to charity and pretend the main reason isn't to make themselves feel good
Ed Long: thats why I dont give to charity
trom37: I do give blood though
trom37: but even then Im completely open about why I do it
trom37: free food
Ed Long: I need my blood though
Ed Long: Im weak
Ed Long: I'm small, taking a pint is like taking an arm

2005-07-20T17:47:00.001-04:00

Scott:

I'm in CEER 305, the breakdown is 1 indian, 3 chinese, 1 white, 1
arab. A Moroccan (wtf, eggplant-arab?) is joining us in a month or
so. On the other hand, Habib and I have endearingly dubbed Tolentine
4th floor "Calcutta".

A typical conversation here might be: "Aahctuley, if w-we quh-wantize
the seeguhhnarr wiff uh-aaate bit, you peeka rrrevel and say maybe,
uhh-kay here is gooord."

Translation (I think conversation is about which quantization
rrrevel... i mean level... a sampling algorithm would choose):
Actually, if we quantize the signal with 8-bit [precision], [the
algorithm would] pick a level and say maybe, 'OK, here is good'.

I mean my memory's not perfect, but I did not make that up. It's like
I'm living a fortune cookie.

2005-04-13T19:26:00.000-04:00

tRom37: thats awesome
Olha: u like?
tRom37: no I said it was awesome cause I hated it
Olha: oh :(
Olha: that was a sarcastic awesome

2005-04-12T18:07:00.000-04:00

(18:02:51) tRom37: you can zip my folder anytime adam
(18:03:13) Adam: do you really mean that?
(18:03:36) tRom37: Box yourBox = new Box(<3)
(18:04:01) tRom37: take from that what you will
(18:04:04) tRom37: I have nothing more to say
(18:04:07) Adam: o baby

2005-04-12T10:38:00.001-04:00

Scott : I bought a donut and they gave me a receipt for the donut. I don't need a receipt for a donut. I'll just give you the money, and you give me the donut, end of transaction. We don't need to bring paper and ink into this. I can't imagine a scenario in which I would need to prove that I bought a donut... Some skeptical friend, don't even act like I didn't buy that donut, I've got the documentation right here... Oh wait, it's back home in the file... under "D"... for Donut.

2005-03-31T13:49:00.000-05:00

Ed Long: anal, oral, vaginal....i support a womans right to choose

2005-03-30T00:29:00.000-05:00

tRom37: so johnnie cochran died
Olha: so he did
Olha: tumor
Olha: some say
Olha: i say guilt

2005-03-26T14:51:00.000-05:00

(18:07:50) Paul Crupi: i seriously think frodo is lord of the fags, too
(18:08:05) tRom37: lol
(18:08:10) Paul Crupi: i love you, samwise fuckhead
(18:08:18) Paul Crupi: that was a line from the movie, wasnt it?
(18:08:29) tRom37: I dont think he told him he loved him
(18:08:36) tRom37: and if he did, its obviously platonic
(18:09:20) Paul Crupi: oh yea, suuuuure
(18:09:25) Paul Crupi: think about it, tony
(18:09:32) tRom37: sam gets married in the end
(18:09:33) Paul Crupi: that was a loooooong thrip they took
(18:09:36) Paul Crupi: long and lonely
(18:09:50) Paul Crupi: and on those cold nights, they had to share a sleeping bag by the fire
(18:09:55) Paul Crupi: you know, to stay warm
(18:10:07) Paul Crupi: they did a few other things to stay warm too.....
(18:10:27) Paul Crupi: and that women that sam married, that was definitely a man in drag
(18:10:30) tRom37: lol
(18:10:56) Paul Crupi: i mean, just when i think they will prove my suspisions wrong, sam marries a "women" with biceps like tree trunks and a mustache
(18:11:06) Paul Crupi: she was that ugly
(18:11:07) tRom37: I thought she wasnt so bad looking
(18:11:12) tRom37: a bit hefty
(18:11:13) Paul Crupi: hahaha, jesus christ
(18:11:43) tRom37: she wasnt a man in drag lol
(18:11:46) Paul Crupi: oh yes she was
(18:13:06) tRom37: Sarah McLeod
(18:13:10) tRom37: thats who played Rosey
(18:13:36) Paul Crupi: "sarah", aka horace
(18:14:20) tRom37: remember
(18:14:22) tRom37: its british
(18:14:24) tRom37: they are very touchy
(18:15:00) Paul Crupi: no, europeans are touchy......if they were italians, or french, sam and frodo couldve made out and it wouldnt have matered
(18:15:12) tRom37: brits are touchy too
(18:15:40) Paul Crupi: yea, and gay
(18:15:53) tRom37: well gay in the least strict sense
(18:16:38) Paul Crupi: excample, in godfather 2......one of the best scenes is when michael grabs fredo's head and kiises him on the mouth, and then says "i knew it was you fredo, you broke my heart"
(18:16:46) Paul Crupi: thats not gay, thats awesome
(18:17:19) tRom37: sam and frodo dont even touch except for a kiss on the forehead at the very end
(18:17:31) Paul Crupi: cause they arent italian
(18:17:34) Paul Crupi: they are closet fags
(18:18:19) Paul Crupi: its a very powerful scene in the godfather
(18:18:28) Paul Crupi: when michael find out his own brother betrayed him
(18:18:31) tRom37: they arent gay
(18:18:36) tRom37: they are close friends
(18:18:40) tRom37: and they went through a lot of shit
(18:18:44) tRom37: oh god
(18:18:46) Paul Crupi: ohhhhhhhh yea
(18:18:47) tRom37: that sounds bad
(18:18:54) Paul Crupi: you got that right lol

2005-03-26T12:32:00.000-05:00

punkgod94: paul connors
KiNg4TaDaY: yoo
punkgod94: whats goin on
punkgod94: not muchk just got home from work
KiNg4TaDaY: lol, did you just answer your own question

2005-03-22T12:34:00.000-05:00

tRom37: you were blogged btw
Ed Long: beautiful
Ed Long: im constantly making an ass out of myself

2005-03-22T12:33:00.000-05:00

Ed Long: number 1 pleasure in the world would be getting a blowjob while your taking a nice shit
tRom37: ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Ed Long: hows that ew, your pinchin a loaf and gettin your knob slobbed
Ed Long: its two way pleasure for you!
Ed Long: now for her thats horrifying

2005-03-20T02:14:00.000-05:00

(02:09:59) tRom37: crup
(02:10:59) Paul Crupi: hfchsz
(02:11:01) Paul Crupi: hehy
(02:11:04) Paul Crupi: [hdeyt
(02:11:05) Paul Crupi: hey
(02:11:08) tRom37: are you that drunk?
(02:11:12) Paul Crupi: ywews
(02:11:14) tRom37: omg
(02:11:16) tRom37: go to sleep
(02:11:17) tRom37: lol
(02:11:22) Paul Crupi: you go to slweqeep

2005-03-14T22:25:00.000-05:00

tRom37: so we need 1300 bucks for our project
tRom37: well get the school to pay for it
Olha: oh ok
Olha: i was gonna say maybe we shouldnt go to disney world then
Olha: but i was gonna say it like "maybe we shouldnt go to disney world then :'(" so youd feel my sadness

2005-03-14T17:41:00.000-05:00

Nick O'D:

"Actually when you said 'Me llamo es Brian' you didn't need the 'es', just 'Me llamo Brian' "

"You speak English?"

"No, just that first speech and this one explaining it."

"You're kidding, right?"

"Que?"

2005-03-13T16:27:00.000-05:00

tRom37: ever go to Disney World?
Ian: I went for my 4th birthday
Ian: haven't been back since
tRom37: its where happy lives
Ian: ha
Ian: happy
tRom37: its true
tRom37: you cant be sad there
Ian: yeah you can
Ian: especially when you ask for a birthday cake from the restaurant and they bring a 4 year old kid a coconut birthday cake...and you hate coconut

2005-03-11T17:04:00.001-05:00

Scott: you have to look at the magnitude to which you and I are physically inferior.. it's astonishing we've made it this far

2005-03-10T20:52:00.001-05:00

Scott: if engineers ran the world...
tRom37: wed most likely either be dead or dying
Scott: but the power grid would be simply breathtaking

2005-03-08T22:59:00.001-05:00

Scott: you have to be really cool to listen to absolutely shitty indie trash all day

Happy Birthday

2005-03-07T02:24:00.000-05:00

...to me!!

Ahhh, 21 here I am

2005-03-01T14:04:00.000-05:00

you don't even need the context for this one...

Ed Long: i will have a girl with genetically enhanced labia

2005-03-01T12:06:00.000-05:00

Olha: i was gonna write in an email " if i cant retake an exam is there anything i can do for extra credit" but then i was like hmmm.... that could be taken the wrong way...

2005-02-28T21:02:00.000-05:00

Ed Long: i actually have no problem with jews
Ed Long: my problem lies in teh money that they somehow have....i want it

2005-02-28T19:43:00.000-05:00

Chris: Ah, the anal sex paradox: 'tis better to give than to receive. Well, that's not really a paradox, it applies there as well.

2005-02-25T10:23:00.000-05:00

Doug: i have a quiz
Doug: its prob/stat though so i win that
tRom37: they get harder
Doug: yeah but they arent hard now
Doug: tu was like "howd you do that?"
Doug: and im like "i pulled my head out of my ass"

Email Fight with Mr. Horner

2005-02-23T23:11:00.000-05:00

An email fight I got with Dr. Timothy Horner, a professor at Villanova who decided it was a good idea to not only send spam to the entire student body, but to hide the to: field so as to bypass spam filters:

(original email consists of an image)

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Anthony Romano

to Timothy

Mr. Horner

Remember me?

If you are going to spam the entire student body at least put the
recipients "students@villanova.edu" in the to: field so that I can
filter it.

Oh btw Mr. Horner, did you hear you about the newsletter that will
begin shortly? Well, seems like I've won this battle and won't have to
be putting up with this for very long.

Anthony

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Timothy Horner

to anthony.romano

So raising money for a habitat mission trip is spam? Just let them
build their own houses?

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Anthony Romano

to Timothy

No, unwanted email is spam.

It's not content, Mr. Horner, it's a freedom to be able to decide
which email enters my inbox. Sending out an email to
'undisclosed-recipients' is a blantant attempt to bypass personal spam
filters set up by students, as there would be *no* other reason to not
just send directly to students@villanova.edu. Doing this is unethical,
as unethical as blocking your caller ID so that you can safely call
someone on a 'no call' list (this btw, is illegal as well as
unethical).

Freedom Mr. Horner. You have the freedom to tell me your message and I
have the freedom to refuse to let it hit my ears. Let's respect each
other's liberties and not tread on them.

Anthony

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Timothy Horner

to anthony.romano

If I speak, how can you block my voice before you hear it? Do you think
you can insulate your life so that nothing disagreeable comes into it,
even for a fleeting moment? How do you know it is disagreeable unless
you first experience it? Are you saying that you choose to be a student
of Villanova yet you block any emails to students? Maybe you are
missing some great stuff in your quest to live free from the
inconvenience to hitting the delete key?

We live in a society where there will always be things that pass in
front of us that we do not want or like. That is what makes this
country great. The trick is knowing which hills to die on and which
ones house moles.

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Anthony Romano

to Timothy

"Do you think you can insulate your life so that nothing disagreeable comes into it, even for a fleeting moment?"

Yes. If it's my house, my phone line, my email inbox, yes. I have the
right to be secure in those objects, and insulate them from whatever I
chose.

"Are you saying that you choose to be a student of Villanova yet you block any emails to students?"

Correct. Strange isn't it....this concept of freedom...

"Maybe you are missing some great stuff in your quest to live free from the
inconvenience to hitting the delete key?"

Perhaps, but that's for me to decide not for you to force upon me. Let
me tell you a little story about how out of control this school's
email way. Freshman year, before I would filter out students@ emails I
almost lost my (full) scholarship to this school because a very
important email went unnoticed due to the immense amount of email in
my inbox that was cluttering it. I had to make several calls and write
an apology for not responding a month later when I was notified via
phone that I hadn't done so (as I wasn't aware I needed to respond as
I wasn't aware of the email).

"We live in a society where there will always be things that pass in
front of us that we do not want or like. That is what makes this
country great. The trick is knowing which hills to die on and which
ones house moles."

Stated elegantly, but its rhetoric. What makes this country so great
is that I should be able to do *anything* that does not infringe on
anothers right. Me blocking you doesn't take away your right to say
what you want. You circumventing my block *does* take away my right to
block you.

You're right to swing your fists ends where my nose begins, Mr. Horner.

Anthony

2005-02-23T23:02:00.000-05:00

Doug: yes youre combating my magics
Doug: with your illusions
Doug: quite ingenious if i dont say so myself
Doug: but i have plus 5 bracer to illusion detection
Doug: wait till timothy horner and i form a coalition of nations
Doug: just like bush's
tRom37: wtf doug

2005-02-21T20:18:00.000-05:00

Merwin: Engineers and science majors write lab reports and have science related HW, THL and PSY majors write papers and read mostly, what to Business majors do?
tRom37: Powerpoint presentations
tRom37: other than that? jerk off

2005-02-21T11:42:00.000-05:00

tRom37: Johnny Depp's character from Fear and Loathing killed himself yesterday
Olha: awww poor johnny depps character

2005-02-19T14:06:00.000-05:00

tRom37: this is the worst day of my life
tRom37: word crashed
tRom37: and deleted my document
Ed Long: how long was it lol
tRom37: 4 pages
Ed Long: oh shit lol
Ed Long: it could be worse tony....you could be me
Ed Long: remember the slogan!
Ed Long: its your alamo
Ed Long: even my mom hates me
Ed Long: she asked me if i wanted hot dogs for lunch....hungry, i said ok.....she puts them on hamburger rolls cause we're "out of hotdog buns".....ok i say.....after eating my first one I pick up the second only to realize that the bottom has some poisonous blue green mold on the bottom of it
Ed Long: and then i realize all the buns have some blue green mold on it
Ed Long: she hates me so much shes trying to poison me to death
Ed Long: now complain about your paper some more!!!!

2005-02-17T20:11:00.001-05:00

Scott <AUTO-REPLY>: i once overheard two C&F majors talking about how they can't wait to manage a bunch of engineers. listen to me because i'm going to say this once: i am smarter than you, i work harder than you, i can function on less sleep on you, i've learned more about business in college than all of you fuckers combined, and when we hit that real world, i'm going to kick your ass in the office and fuck your wife at home.

2005-02-13T21:48:00.000-05:00

Me: Oooohh, Cube is from 1997, I thought it was from the 70s
Chris (pointing to the screen): Tony, do you see that? What is that?
Me: A...black man?
Chris: Exactly, black people didn't have rights in the 70s...black people weren't in movies in the 70s.......unless they were slaves

2005-02-12T19:12:00.000-05:00

Merwin: I had a PS2 card with literally thousands of hours of saved gameplay that got corrupeted
Merwin: I had to hold back tears