Me: btw, you not being an organ doner because you think it will make a difference when they're saving your life is *beyond* paranoid
Scott: lol
Me: well, well, beyond it
Scott: i know i need to put it on my license
Scott: my mom trained me to trust no one other than italians from new york
Scott: which is horribly horribly ironic

Paul: i'm secure
Paul: so it's ok
Anthony: "if I had a gay kid it would be the worst thing EVER"
(worse than AIDS, cancer, paralysis, etc)
Paul: who said that?
Anthony: you did, yesterday
Paul: hmmm

anonymous: oh god, if she gets pregnant...
anonymous: i know it's like 0.0000000000001% chance
anonymous: BUT it's not 100% impossible
anonymous: I think I'd rather be eaten by a shark than deal with that
Me: lmao
Me: and imagine if she kept it
anonymous: if that happened... I think I'd beat her every night

Dan: the guy totally respects her
Dan: he just doesn't see her as a person

Stephen: the human race really can't sustain itself the way it is
Stephen: case in point
Stephen: the show "Brooke Knows Best"
Stephen: ever seen it?
Stephen: it's despicable awful and hilarious
Stephen: the downfall of human civilization has nothing to do with the actual show itself
Stephen: it's the fact that i loved it

Sean: I have this problem where girls think I'm bragging when I'm actually just telling them about myself
Sean: it doesn't hurt that I'm also an asshole

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Stephen: what the fuck is wrong with my wireless connection?!?!?!
Me: everything apparently
Stephen: it's either fullblast all bars... or nothing
Me: easier question is what is RIGHT with your wireless connection
Stephen: sometimes it lets me sees naked dudes
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